if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Janet. World Tour (1993-1995)
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.
OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way
solidarity with my ladies
for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public
THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER
REST IN PEACE TO ONE OF THE FUNNIEST BERNIE MAC..
Rest In Peace to the Legend!
the best king of comedy
walking out of an exam you knew you failed
The older I get the more I seem to understand this
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"